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Spam Emails

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhahahahahahahahha!!!

“The clitoris recognises a good pecker and will slam shut on seeing a tiny one.”

Gotta love those spam emails that come through… this one just happened to be really funny!

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3 Responses to “Spam Emails”

  1. jessica says:
    June 24, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    I didn’t realize clitorii were independently intelligent. But clearly they are!

  2. Deinera says:
    June 24, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    I’m SO glad someone read this. I died laughing. No, seriously. This was the funniest thing I have read in a LONG time.

    I’m so glad my clitoris has it’s own mind and prefers large penises. I mean, what a disappointment if my clitoris liked something other than what I liked!

  3. jessica says:
    July 1, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    It just occurred to me that I didn’t realize that my clitoris was ever “open” thereby enabling it to slam shut.
    Apparently I need to take an anatomy refresher.

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